Tuesday, February 26, 2002

Belly on Empty

The fat man forgot to feed me again today. Meanwhile, he claims to have created a new sandwich. He seems to claim a lot of things these days - at least that's what the other people on the speaking thing yell. I'm horny and hungry. Think I'll scratch some wallpaper.

Sunday, February 24, 2002

The fat men are arguing

The bearded fat man who smells of sweat came round today and they were arguing. The bearded man was so angry I thought he would have a heart attack. He kept screaming "You Don't Get It".

Cheeto boy wouldn't give me a single Cheeto. When he finished the packet he started chewing his nails. I'm very hungry.

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